My Dirty Mouth: Archive

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Jakey Smokes Pot, Not The Pole →

Not even a little surprised considering some of the goofy paparazzi pics I’ve seen of this Gyllenhaal.

Jul 30th

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Usher - O.M.G. Tomorrow night: Dance Party for my...

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“Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest…if you behave in a...”

– Janeane Garofalo, “Feel This Book,” with Ben Stiller (via nobackseats) (via missworld)

Jul 30th

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Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape

avocadosalad: I’m realizing I tend to be attracted to non-human beings: cylons, mutants, aliens and now apes.

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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The Vice Guide to Girls →

tulletulle: hellohazel: “I mean, true, girls love a cute purse. It’s because a purse is a metaphor for a vagina—it’s small and velvety and pretty and you want to put things in it again and again and again.”

Jul 28th

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toosweet4rockandroll: Morphine - Super Sex ...

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Jul 27th

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Shakira - She Wolf This Saturday night...

Jul 27th

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Message to @thetodayshow

Letting us watch Meredith Viera learn how to use a computer is NOT news. If it’s really that slow of a day, maybe you can spend a bit more time reporting on these subjects: Leaked Afghan War Documents Gulf Oil Spill Comic-Con!

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay →

tulletulle: projectqueer: Here’s a list of 10 conservative anti-gay activists who turned out to be gay themselves.

Jul 27th

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Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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‘I Can’t Believe What I’m Confessing to You’: The... →

nedhepburn: The Afghanistan whistleblower - 22 year old Army Intelligence analyst Bradley Manning - leaked the documents over INSTANT MESSENGER. It’s a great read, full of emoticons and everything. All the data was transferred over burned CD’s (labeled ‘Lady Gaga’, etc). Bradley Manning is currently being detained by the U.S government in an Army base in Kuwait. Oh man this is going to make a...

Jul 26th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

thecaleb-deactivated20130117 asked: My garden is small this year. I hope by next spring to have the area cleared out for the large garden. At that point I'll be obsessively going out to my garden probably four and five times a day willing everything to grow

Jul 25th

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